Earth, 2004. Seventeen years ago, Carl Woolf was a self-obsessed ladies' man, only interested in hanging out with the right people. Then, after getting on the wrong bus, he was transported to the planet Kakkak so the inhabitants could learn more about the human species. Scheduled for vivisection and embroiled in a conspiracy, he escaped with the help of the scientist's daughter Kilquo and the pair fled to Earth. Now, with the help of a newly discovered morphing ability, Kilquo has become a celebrity...